Far Away

Nickelback

This time, This place
Too long, Too late
Who was I to make you wait
Just one chance
Just one breath
Just in case there’s just one left
‘Cause you know, you know, you know

* I love you , I have loved you all along
And I miss you
Been far away for far too along
I keep dreaming you’ll be with me
And you’d never go
Stop breathing if
I don’t see you anymore

On my knees, I’ll ask
Last chance for one last dance
‘Cause with you, I’d withstand
All of Hell to hold your hand
I’d give it all , I’d give for us
Give anything, but I won’t give up
‘Cause you know, you know, you know

Repeat *

So far away, so far away
Far away for far too long
So far away, so far away
Far away for far too long

But you know, you know, you know
I wanted, I wanted you to stay
‘Cause I needed
I need to hear you say
I love you, I have loved you all along
And I forgive you
For being away for far too long
So keep breathing

(‘Cause I’m not leaving you anymore
Believe it
Hold on to me, and never let me go
Keep breathing ) (2 times)
Hold on to me, never let me go
Keep breathing
Hold on to me, never let me go

Faraway

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change,

but he doesn't.A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,

and she does.

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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me,

"You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN

WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS

YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT

ေပ်ာ္ရႊင္ဖြယ္ အတိတ္ဆိုတာ
မင္းစြန္႔ခြာသြားျပီးေနာက္
ငါ႔တစ္ေယာက္ထဲ ေန႔ရက္တို႔မွာေျခာက္တဲ႔
အရက္စက္ဆံုးတေစၦပါပဲ။

TMA

ေရနစ္သူမွာ ဆက္ျပီးအသက္ရွင္စရာ ေလကိုသာရွဴိက္သြင္းဖို႔ ဆာေလာင္လိုအပ္သလိုမ်ဳိး ငါ႔ဘ၀အသိစိတ္တစ္ခုလံုး မင္းအခ်စ္ငတ္မြတ္ေနလို႔ အခုထက္ထိငါ......မင္းမွမင္းဘဲ......မင္းမွမင္းဘဲ.....မင္းတစ္ေယာက္ထဲ

TMA

ဘယ္ပံုကို သင္ၾကိဳက္သနည္း။

TMA

ကၽြန္ေတာ္လုပ္တတ္ေသာ ကၽြန္ေတာ္ေဆာင္ပုဒ္

(၁)ျဖစ္ႏိုင္တာကို စလုပ္။

(၂)ျဖစ္ေနတာကို ၾကည္႔။

(၃)ျဖစ္တတ္တာကို စဥ္စား။

(၄)ျဖစ္ခ်င္တာက ဆႏၵ။

(၅)ျဖစ္ေနတာက ဘ၀။

TMA

ပညာဆိုတာ တတ္ဖို႔ လိုတယ္။
စာေတြ႔ထက္ လက္ေတြ႔သိတဲ႔လူကို ပိုတတ္တယ္တဲ႔။
ဒါေပမဲ႔ မတတ္ဘဲနဲ႔ တတ္ခ်င္ေရာင္ေဆာင္တဲ႔သူက ပိုမ်ားတယ္။

အခ်စ္ဆိုတာေရာ တတ္ဖို႔လိုလား?
ရည္းစားထားတာထက္ ခ်စ္သူထားတဲ႔သူက ပိုခံစားနားလည္တတ္တယ္။
ဒါေပမဲ႔ အခ်စ္ကိုဘမ္းျပျပီး ဟန္ေဆာင္တဲ႔သူက ပိုမ်ားတယ္။

ေငြရွိရင္ ဘာမဆိုလုပ္လို႔ ရတယ္တဲ႔။
မွန္ပါတယ္။
ဒါေပမဲ႔ လူေတြရဲ အခ်စ္နဲ႔ ယံုၾကည္ေလးစားမႉကိုေတာ႔ လုပ္လို႔မရဘူး။

TMA

တကယ္ေတာ႔......
ခ်စ္သူမပါတဲ႔ “အနာဂတ္” ဆိုတာ
“ငရဲ”ကို
ေခတ္ဆန္ေအာင္ ျပဳျပင္ထားတဲ႔
ကံၾကမၼာဒဏ္ခတ္မႉတစ္ခုသာ..........

TMA

ေသာကဆိုတာကေတာ႔ သူ႔ဟာနဲ႔သူ အလိုလို ျပီးသြားမွာပါ။
သို႔ေပမယ္႔ ေပ်ာ္ရႊင္မႉရဲ႔ တန္ဖိုးအျပည္႔ကို ခံစားဖိုက်ေတာ႔ ကိုယ္႔မွာ ခြဲေ၀ခံစားႏိုင္တဲ႔သူတစ္ေယာက္ ရွိမွျဖစ္မယ္ေလ။

TMA